Cris Liggett (kusanobabe05) wrote,
Cris Liggett
kusanobabe05

JUMP Iron Chef

Title: JUMP Iron Chef
Pairing: InooxFOOD, implied yamajima
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack?

Inoo was studying when he got a call to get to a particular studio. He blinked, that studio belonged to one of his favorite shows….The Iron Chef…

Apparently, his fangirls had been upset he hadn’t done anything other then JUMP events and sent letters begging he get put on a food show. One of the regular judges, an actress was ill so Johnny offered to provide a guest judge. The woman had been on You-tachi or was it Heisei families? He couldn’t remember it might have been Showa versus Heisei …

He got into his small blue Mitsubishi and drove there. He hoped his outfit was fancy enough, JUMP had had a suit photo shoot again and he had just worn the same suit all day because he wouldn’t have time to change. He sent his girlfriend Maasa and his mother a mail telling them not to worry about his dinner. They both had a tendency to bring him food if he didn’t tell them he would be home for dinner.

He was rushed into make-up and pushed toward the judges’ table, he was really nervous because they were all so much older. They smiled at him…

The host began the show, announcing this week’s selected items; rutabagas and mussels…

The chefs’ chosen were an Italian and Chinese chef…

Inoo twisted his hands beneath the table, he’d never eaten a rutabaga…he didn’t even know if he’d heard of one. He set Chii a mail; he was their plant expert to find out. At least he knew he liked mussels…Massu-ni had introduced him to a great many delicious foods. Chii finally emailed him back pouting in emojis that he had been filming parts of JUMP. He’d begged him to tell Hikaru about his being a guest on Iron Chef so they could announce it.

He waited impatiently and nervous for the tasting portion and barely heard them when he was introduced as a special guest; he blinked, glancing up, “Hai…”

The gentleman laughed softly, “Inoo-san? We were hoping your could introduce yourself to the audience…”

Inoo nodded, “Wakatta. Inoo Kei desu. I’m a Johnny; I’m part of Hey! Say! JUMP and I’m attending Meiji’s School of Architecture.”

They all nodded, “A Johnny…then you must be pretty busy…”

A few members of the audience started top murmur when he was announced to be a Johnny…

He shook his head, “I usually study, attend classes or go to photo shoots when we aren’t preparing or on tour. It is nice to be able to make time for something like this…” he laughed, “This happens to be one of my favorite shows…I always ask Kaasan to tape it for me if I have to work or study late. It’s an honor to be here…”

“A fan? I see…you seem pretty comfortable up here with us…”

Inoo smiled, “I spent a lot of time of Johnny sponsored Junior related shows. We had to answer questions and do interesting challenges all the time.” He had only been in a single episode of Gachi Baka as Mass'’s brother but he had boxes full of tapes of him on many shows like Shounen Club, Ya-Ya-Yah TV and You-tachi. He’d also preformed on Music Station and other places like that…

Soon it was time to eat…the show wouldn’t be aired yet. It would give his bandmates probably Hikaru time to promote it. His friend would be the most likely to remember…

He tasted the Italian dishes, they weren’t like the Italian he normally ate but they weren’t bad. The Chinese was more to his taste…he listened to the other judges’ critiques before giving his own. He didn’t want to embarrass himself or Johnny by saying something foolish. He wasn’t much of a critic but he did have his own tastes. He tried to explain carefully what he thought of each dish, how it tasted and how it utilized the key ingredients. He thought he did okay. Later he was congratulated for giving a shockingly good critic for a first timer. Inoo smiled, shaking their hands and waiting until he was told to leave.

He laughed as he made his way home, mom would be shocked since he ate nothing but rice until he joined Johnnys. Hopefully, he had done all right. He’d tried to eat politely; he’d remembered Takaki's comment during Hey! Say! BEST wo Abake how he ate disgustingly. It wouldn’t have done anyone any good if he had seemed impolite…
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Inoo had had such fun filming Iron Chef and the rating for the show had been through the roof compared to its normal rankings. He’d begged the producers of Jounetsu to let him be the next guest on the show. He thought he could spice up their ‘cooking class’. They had agreed so he’d shown up the week after his Iron Chef episode aired with famous pork and bok choi. The host-sensei announced when he arrived that they would have a special test. The winner would be awarded a dinner at a fine restaurant, the offered meal was shown in all its glory. Hikaru and Chii wanted it and since their team always won they were convinced they going to get it even if Chii seemed to fail at cooking. Yama-chan glanced at Yuugo, he hoped he’d be lucky this time.

Hikaru was shocked when Inoo announced the test and set out the ingredients that he had begged Keito’s dad who adored him for some reason to help him buy. He had that section of the studio set up like Iron Chef. He announced that the winning team with the tastiest food would win the dinner and be dubbed the Iron Chef of JUMP. It would be Hikaru versus Yamada. The others would be their assistants.

Hikaru sighed; seriously Inoo was too obsessed with that show…

Yamada gulped, he didn’t know if he had a shot…

Chii laughed, he was off the hook. If Hikaru won and he usually did he was safe.

Yuugo left out a sigh of relief, he might not actually have to cook this time…Yamada-sempai could be a hard taskmaster.

The game began…they had a little over half an hour…then they were granted an extension of fifteen minutes.

Hikaru was calmly cooking what he had in mind with no real hassles. he seemed confident…

Yama-chan was anxious and kept pushing Yuugo a little so he was out of the way…

Chii handing Hikaru a vegetable or anything else he asked for he was good at that…

Yuugo kept smiling as he tried to stay out of the way asking quietly if his sempai needed something.

Time ended with Hikaru done and waiting while Yama-chan finished barely in time.

Inoo sat with the show’s host and they tasted the food. Inoo was saddened when he quickly realized he’d have to award the victory to Hikaru. He slowly announced his opinion which seemed to be the consensus, Hikaru had won.

Hikaru was ‘crowned’ Iron Chef of JUMP…Chii grinned; he was lucky to be on the older boy’s team.

Yama-chan got stuck with a batsu game…he didn’t comment on it…

Chii and Hikaru would pick the livestage song to perform later but the show was done…

Yama-chan waited until the camera was off before sliding down a wall with his head in his apron. He hated losing…Yuto popped up out of nowhere and was tasting what was left of his friend’s food. He grinned, “I liked it…” he didn’t mention he hadn’t tried Hikaru’s…

Yama-chan looked up with tears in his eyes, “I’m not a bad cook….why do I always lose…”

Yuto sighed, it wasn’t his best friend and sometime lover’s fault if Hikaru was better…he shrugged, “I don’t know Ryo…I liked yours…”

Inoo sighed, that was Yuto, loyal to the core…he’d had to just which was better not who he wanted to win…
Tags: bi. shadow, crack, hs7, hsb, hsj, inoo kei, nyc boys, one-shot, yamajima. hs jump
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