Cris Liggett (kusanobabe05) wrote,
Cris Liggett
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Inoo: A lie or not a lie that is the question....

Notes: This was supposed to to be an assignment for my creative writing class about an unreliable narrator...who is more unreliable then JUMP's Usoki? Yes this is fiction...I hope...this is not a trans

I am the third oldest member in the second largest boy band in the world…

My name? Kei Inoo…19 years old…I’m currently studying to be an architect…

You wouldn’t believe me but the band is like a zoo…

Kota Yabu, our leader is like wolf puppy…he has random bursts of energy and then he sleeps. He is destined for greatness, has been from the beginning…

Yuya Takaki is the second oldest, between Yabu and I. He says he is a cat but…I think he is more like a snake. I think he can be lazy and rather vain sometimes…with two girls who adore him and at least 2 kids. He is pretty popular; he has a movie and a large fan base. I wonder how many would like him if they knew how unattainable he was…

Me? I guess I am a peacock…slightly proud…and good-looking…I watch and wait…I’m mostly along for the ride…

Hikaru Yaotome is a fox…neither cat nor dog but something in between…which is funny since he still nearly nineteen and terrified of cats. I hope his daughter doesn’t decided she wants one for a pet…

Daiki Arioka is a penguin; he looks like one…acts like one…he is probably the most responsible out of all of us. I still tease him because he is the only one of the older half who is not already a papa or going to be one soon.

The younger five?

Keito Okamoto, our English gentleman? He is a panda, cute to look at but extremely protective if roused. He is scared of dogs…yet he would be a good catch to the right girl…

Ryosuke Yamada is probably the biggest girl in the entire group; he is the most well known due to his numerous dramas. One of his former co-stars called him a hippo once…I think he is more of a bear. Adorable but very aggressive if he is forced to protect someone or something…he is the mama of the younger ones…

Yuto Nakajima when he was younger I would have called him a rabbit. Now he is more like a giraffe…he looks at things from the outside and offers good advice. He has a soft spot for Ryosuke…though he is the middle one like me he is the papa of the younger ones…

Yuri Chinen…he has been called a squirrel…but I think he is more of a monkey. He desires attention almost more then anything else. He hates being called cute, yet it is his cuteness that gains him his fans…

The baby of the group is Ryutaro Morimoto…he is…I’m not sure…some call him a mouse…others a hamster. He is quiet, brooding…highly intelligent and far more mature then you might think. He is probably a crane…he has the most opportunities of all of us…

You wouldn’t expect a group like ours to get along…

We’re too big…we can’t get equal face time…

Some of us don’t want it…

I’m happy just being in this band with my friends…being able to attend a great University. I have a very understanding girlfriend…and we’ve been dating over three years. She is also in a band…a large one at that…most of us are dating girls in that group…I’m sure it is only a matter of time before Yuri, Ryu and Keito do too. I know who they with probably end up with. I’ve known them all for years…I know their type of girl. The ones I have in mind with compliment them perfectly…they have a lot in common…

The future is what you make it…

I may never have another drama, or a solo concert, or even a movie. Those are things the others want…

I’m just happy being Kei Inoo of Hey! Say! JUMP…

The question is…what do you believe? Everyone knows I lie…find the truth yourself…

If you guess correctly I might have to reward you…

There is one person I can’t lie to…who might that be? Unless of course...that's a lie to....
Tags: crack, hs jump, hsb, inoo kei, insanity, musing
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