Cris Liggett ([info]kusanobabe05) wrote,
@ 2008-04-20 14:26:00
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Current location:hiding from a tortored little dragon
Current mood: amused
Current music:Y&Y-Eien ni
Entry tags:hsj, hsj-athon, ryutaro, yamajima, yuchii

5 times Ryutaro walked in on Yamajima. #34 for the Hey Say JUMP-athon
Title: 5 times Ryutaro walked in on Yamajima. #34 for the Hey Say JUMP-athon Fandoms: HSJ Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendos

Morimoto Ryutaro sat hiding in stall in the bathroom with his face buried in his hands. Some things could not be unseen… he knew that yamajima existed but he never dreamed he would be subjected to it.

The first time he had walked in the dressing room and had seen Yamada curled up in Yuto’s lap, they making out- his jaw dropped as he slammed the door. OMG… there had been tongue… yuck…

The second time he overheard a rather dirty whispered conversation between the two at the water fountain. The words were nearly inaudible but he had caught the gist of it… something about how good Yamada was at blowjobs. That was something he never wanted to know. Later he had caught them re-enacting the dancing Takaki, Junta and Akito were doing on Music Station… only worse. Chinen was cracking up while Takaki protested they hadn’t been that bad.

The next time was worse… Yuto had Yamada pinned against the bathroom wall and Yamada was making weird noises while Yuto smirked. He had crashed into a voyeuring Chinen as he tried to get away.

The last time was five minutes ago when he had walked in on them in the shower. That was something he never wanted to see in his entire life… it was bad enough he had heard some of the sempais doing it. He didn’t want to be sure of the fact that his best friends were doing it. It was too much for his poor mind to handle… those bakas had given him a headache. He heard them enter the bathroom and ran away… screaming “Aaaahhh… leave me alone and don’t talk to me…”

Yuto shook his head, “What’s wrong with him…”

Yamada shrugged, “How should I know? I haven’t seen him all day... you haven’t left me alone.”

Yuto smirked, “You weren’t complaining earlier…”

Yamada chuckled, “Of course not… now where were we…”

Yuto pinned him to the wall, “I can think of many things”.




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[info]sabaku_no_leti
2008-04-20 10:06 pm UTC (link)
He had crashed into a voyeuring Chinen as he tried to get away.
lol, I can soooooo imagine that! I bet he spies Ohmiya too. Probably taking photos and threatening to sell them to gossip mags if Ohno doesn't follow his orders.

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-20 10:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad you like... you should read the Chii-athon fics on my lj. They are just as bad at times. Although the Yuchii Happy Birthday Fic is pretty bad. My HSJ fics tend to get as dirty as my NewS/Kat-tun ones.

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-04-21 12:04 am UTC (link)
Ahh~
that was good XD
I can totally imagine most of these things XD

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
I'm glad you liked... poor little dragon... I hope someone is comforting the terrifed little boy. Yuto's too busy.

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-04-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
LOL
ah, that'd be Takaki, who's always like
"Cover Ryuutaro and Chinen's ears!" XD Or Yabu, cuz he's mature... sometimes =P

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 03:41 am UTC (link)
Chinen... he starts half the shit I'm sure. The naughty boy he's going to be worse then Tesshi. Yabu, well he's out of control recently and treating Shoon like a woman or at least a pet. Aaaahhh a flipped Yamabu is scary...

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-04-21 03:52 am UTC (link)
LOL
true, Chinen probably does start it all, but secretly ;D
'nd yeah~
Although Shoon tops Yabu. XD
*is about to read the yamabu fanfic*

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 03:58 am UTC (link)
I know that but Yabu was acting really weird during the March Shokuras. The wierd Yamabu behavior was flip-flopped. It was creepy... I want the pre-JUMP Yabu back.

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-04-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he was. I dont like it.
I agree. He seemed so much more relaxed. =/

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
what did you think of the rest of the fics...

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-04-21 04:14 am UTC (link)
Those were really good too
[kinda hard to read with Hikaru's face right there XD I had to copy and paste them]
but yeahh~

Oh, I loved the Yuto and fanfics one XD that was pure crack! I didnt have time to comment though, cuz i had to go. but yeahh~ keep writting!

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-20 02:11 pm UTC (link)
vamp hsj members? yabu, daiki, inoo, chii and takaki make hot vamps...so will keito and yuto. Hika may turn, daiki's full-vamp, yabu and chii are half,inno and takaki used to be human.

for love and for blood.

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-05-20 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Haha, I read the first chapter of that, and I was just like "...yeah...."
I don't like AU very much XD

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-20 08:18 pm UTC (link)
It gets better as it goes on...more sex the longer then fic gets. the pairs are crack at times like hasshi/nika or shoon/daiki. although i have ryoda and koyashige too.

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-05-20 08:39 pm UTC (link)
....that just totally stoped me from wanting to read it XD
Sori, but TakaHasshi and Yamabu are OTPs, so I don't read anything that has those 4 in any other coupling [except maybe TakaDaiki XD]

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-20 08:54 pm UTC (link)
you can always skip those chapters. they're not actually part of the actual story they are more like side chapters

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[info]ssm_kiyumi
2008-05-20 09:01 pm UTC (link)
LOL
You're trying reall hard to convince me to read this XD

I still dont like AU fics, not about real people, at least =P
And I actually don't like smut all that much either =P

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[info]kinomoto_narika
2008-04-21 12:15 am UTC (link)
Haha cute!

Yuto pinned him to the wall, “I can think of many things”.
I love Yamajima. :D♥

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 12:20 am UTC (link)
So do I... they're like my favorite pairing... I tend to let Yuto run a little wild and dirty at times... he likes to make them like NC-17 or like the like.

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[info]5254
2008-04-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
ROFL. XD
A+

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-04-21 02:35 am UTC (link)
thank you... it was pretty fun. I enjoy writing Yamajima... even though Yuto has a pervy mind.

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[info]fr_gal
2008-05-07 03:37 am UTC (link)
ah, poor, poor ryutaro. that's what happens when you join je

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-07 04:44 am UTC (link)
It's fun tortouring the poor little dragon.

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[info]cookierulez
2008-05-19 07:39 am UTC (link)
Yuto pinned him to the wall, “I can think of many things”.

me too xD too much fanfics rot my brain [esp. yamajima <3] but i'm pretty much addicted to it now xD out of control...

i love this!! i feel like giving you a hug for writing this xD
maybe i should write my own version, but i'm not quite satisfied with my own writing style...
anyways, good work! =)

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-19 02:58 pm UTC (link)
What do you think of vampire HSJ members?

Inoo, Daiki and Yabu make hot Vamps....if you like check out for love and for blood.

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[info]cookierulez
2008-05-20 06:05 am UTC (link)
<3 i'm reading that right now XD
haven't finished chapter one yet, i have to turn off the computer asap for tonight lol...

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[info]kusanobabe05
2008-05-20 06:07 am UTC (link)
Too bad because I'm finishing chapter 11 now.

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[info]taiga_luise
2009-08-17 07:37 pm UTC (link)
*,,*
Wuhuuu~
Sugoi xDD

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[info]kusanobabe05
2009-08-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Glad you like.

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